Special Announcement:
Monk is coming back as a TV movie entitled “Mr. Monk for Mayor.”
(Source: my9tv.com)
Monk: It doesn’t make any sense.
Stottlemeyer: Does everything have to make sense, Monk?
Monk: Well… yeah, it kinda does.
Monk: Did you see that? He was a two-hander!
The Monk: Hey, you know what they say: wherever the Monk is, it’s Mardi Gras.
Monk: I’m finally going to do it; I’m going to take the plunge!
Natalie: Oh my god! You’re going to buy a cell phone?!
Monk: No, a beeper!
Sharona Fleming: You’re going straight to hell.
Monk: I am in hell.
Dr. Lawrence Climan: Leap and a net will appear.
Monk: Who’s Annete?
Dr. Lawrence Climan: No, a net to catch you. You’re safe.
